They Say

“Contains Mild Peril” – a friend, on being asked to describe me in three words.

“Are you in love? If so, is it with someone who knows where the gin bottle is?” – the words of the immortal Ford Prefect, and according to my sister, an accurate representation of me and my eternal quest for gin.

“Have you got any face paints?…You just seem like the sort of person who would”

“Belle and Sebastian are always in my head lately…my whole life has a twee soundtrack and I’m like, so this is what it’s like to be you”

“You’re not cheap, you’re value for money”